OMG, Y'ALL!

Welcome to my sassy little blog! WE'RE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN YOU GUYS WON'T BE ABLE TO SIT DOWN FOR DAYS! EXCLAMATION POINT!!!!

Anyways, I drink a lot of coffee. A LOT. Like somewhere close to 2 1/2 pots a day. How can I sleep at night? Meh, that's just a minor detail. I'm a busy gal! If you haven't read up on my "About Me" over there on the right hand side, well... I can wait... go ahead! I don't feel like repeating myself tonight seeing as I've been working on this layout and design ALL DAMN DAY. You done reading yet? GOOD.

Here's what you can look forward to (I'm a big fan of lists):

• Giveaways! I'm crafty (I'm just YOUR type), so you best believe you'll be getting some handmade nuggets of goodness direct from moi. I also sell Scentsy by day and Pure Romance by night. I tend to describe myself as Martha Stewart by day and Mominatrix by night... but again... DETAILS.
• Tedious posts about the JOYS of being a baby buncher. (i.e. two kids in less than two years, HUZZAH!)
• I can cook... sometimes. I apologize ahead of time.
• My unabashed opinions on everything. Guess who's opinionated and has two thumbs? This girl right here!
• My misadventures as Supahmama! I'm socially awkward but love people. This oughta be FUN! Also? I'm very nosy and mischievous.
  

I know y'all are itching from excitement (unless you're allergic to my blog, and then... well... that's just too bad), but I gots to go pass out somewhere amidst the matchbox cars and cat hair. Only place to go from a caffeine high is DOWN.