I never win anything. And then I was chosen for "that show I'm not quite sure yet I'm supposed to be talking about." Yah, oops. Sorry you guys! I might not actually be talking about that thing I was talking about. What? Velociraptor? Moonshine?
AM I SEIZING?
I haven't flown for years. I've even recently confessed my underlying fear of FLYING. I'll be GETTING ON A PLANE twice next week in a 24 hour time period. Seriously?
NO SERIOUSLY, AM I HAVING A SEIZURE?
Had a full on panic attack on my way home from the post office tonight. Why you ask? BECAUSE THERE WAS AN AMAZING GREEN LIGHT SHOW (most of you would probably refer to it as shooting stars). You see, YOUR immediate thought would probably be "Make a wish you guys!!!" My immediate thought? ALIEN INVAAAAAASION! I'm lucky I lived less than a mile away from my siting. Those who were trying to use the brand new roundabout while I was panicking? Were probably writing letters to our local "officials" about how the roundabout was the stupidest damn idea the county ever came up with.
THAT'S IT, YOU GUYS SLIPPED SOMETHING IN MY DRINK DIDN'T YOU?
Y'all. God's laughing at me this week. This has probably been the best week he's had this year by messing with me. Because seriously? I feel like the punchline is about to hit in three... two... one...